Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Van Halen Pisses On Our Spirits

Hello from Paris:
My emotions seem like a roller coaster that only goes downhill and only ends with a brick wall full of spikes and barbs.
I read that Van Halen will not visit Pittsburgh on their new tour.
I do not like them any more. I feel like a woman whose girlfriend has been treated poorly by a man and now I wish to rip the bad man apart with my gnashing teeth. I am a rabid animal with overflowing fury. My angers run deeper and hotter than the magma of the earth! I will be putting my Van Halen albums and a massive scrapbook I have collected out for the rubbish.