Such Nice Stuff and Such Evil Awful Stuff

First a nice letter to the editor from Connie Dusak from the North Side. The best part is when she says,

"Just like a fair-weather fan, Pittsburghers will jump off and on Luke's bandwagon, depending on what the media shout from the rooftops. My advice to you, Pittsburgh: Do some thinking on your own. Show up on Election Day and vote for the 27-year-old mayor who has proved himself to be a true man among men."

Hear that! Do your own thinking and do what Connie says and vote for the 27-year-old mayor. The Mayor has truely proven he is a true man among men. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Second on a true evil note, Ruth Ann Daily has gone bonkers!!!! In her article yesterday, she tries to make fun of The Mayor but I have to admit I don't understand half of what she is saying. Usually I can count on Ms. Daily to give me some spiritual guidance on things even though it is usually wrong, but this collum is TOTALLY NUTS. At one point she channels the spirit of Popeye!?!?!?!?!

I might not be the smartest toaster in the kitchen but I can at least tell that she is making fun of The Mayor which isn't very nice. I think there must be something in the Bible about not making fun of people who are in very important powerful positions. I'm going to look that up today and I'm going to write Ms. Daily a letter. She is from the North Side too so I am very disappointed in her.

ReSantis's Ad Campain

(As you know, I don't like Blogging on Sundays because it should be a day of rest but since the Steelers aren't playing and some one sent me these funny pictures, I have to share them!!!!!!!!)

What Happened To Me!

It was such a nice fall day yesterday, I decided to walk down to the Giant Eagle over here on the Northside and get a pack of cigarettes and some toilet paper. I got my stuff and was heading back home when I ran into my neighbor Helen. She is old. Way older than me. I hadn't seen her in a while and there she was struggling to carry 3 or 4 full bags of groceries out of the parking lot.

I said hi to her and I mentioned how I hadn't seen her in a while. She explained how she was having problems with her knees. She had applied through Medicare to get a scooter but she had no idea how long it would take. I offered to carry her bags because it was such a long walk back to her house.

As we walked along, we talked about all kinds of stuff. We talked about our families. We talked about our neighbors. With her being laid up in her house, I filled her in on all the latest gossip. Then we started talking about the neighborhood and she mentioned that she had gotten something in the mail that morning from "ReSantis"! I asked her what she thought and she said that he seemed to be A NICE YOUNG MAN!!!!

I asked if she was going to vote for him. She said she hadn't made up her mind. I asked her what about THE OTHER NICE YOUNG MAN! She said with all the incidents that have happened she wasn't as sure as she once was. She said she still found him a nice handsome young man but she hadn't made up her mind yet.

So I asked in disbelief, "So Helen, you would actually vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?!?!" She said she hadn't made up her mind yet.

So I set her bags down on the sidewalk of East Ohio Street and said, "On your long walk back to your house ALL BY YOUR SELF, that should give you enough time to think about who to vote for and make up your mind!!!!" and I walked off.

I saw her a couple hours later coming up the street under the street light. I wanted to go out on my porch and ask her if she had learned her lesson but it was too dark and cold out. I hope that taught her a lesson.

Mr. Ford's Thrusty Lighter

Good Beautiful Day from the Heart of France - Paris!

I noticed how Ms ILuvLuke has fallen under the spell of Mr. Pat Ford and he seems to be the new super hero of development in Pittsburgh.

I found the article in your newspaper very interesting for it is good to see a person in governement who is not a wimp leaning toward the feme side. I believe a leader should be like a father you can not make happy. I believe the costume that Mr Ford has picked to present as his public face is most supreme. Nothing says leadership like a cigar and a glass of scotch and hopefully a patented leather chair with brass tacks! Who can question someone who you fear will have someone break your legs in a dark alley? This is how I have learned American Power works from watching such movies as the gangsters and like the Sporanos.

I saw the following letter to the editor today http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07284/824497-35.stm and I though about how much Mr Ford and I have in commom. We are both outsiders which it is good to see the Pittsburghs are beginning to respect the view of the outside more than their own view because we do have a better more real view of everything! I like how the writer says "I believe the only smoke from this article is Mr. Ford's aromatic cigar and the fire is his thrusty lighter." I too wish to have a thrusty lighter! Please share your secrets, Mr Ford because I have tried some of the offers I recieve in e-mail and they never send me the pills that will make me perform better.

I have told the Mayor Ravenstahl from this blog on some advice on how to not be called "The Baby Mayor" I think since Mr. Ford has taken the tough manlook, Mr. Ravenstahl needs to have a tough edge but also show his soft emotions too! I suggest a suit made of leather for the tough part but hold a flower and be seen almost crying when talking about love. I take much of my advice from observing Boy Bands and the female response to them. Mr. Ford can be the bad tough guy but Mr Ravenstahl you must be the candy bar man with a hard crunchy exterior but a soft warm gooey center. Follow the universal pattern and you will find success.

Remember if you wish to have my advice 24 hours a day, I wish to be a member of a city authority or county authroity and wish to recieve a good pension and telecommute!!! Please send your request for my presence on a board to pierre4pgh@gmail.com

Let's Praise the Redd Up Crew

I don't know if you had heard about the Redd Up crew building a dock in honor of the Late Mayor Bob O'Connor? Here is the link - here.

They took time out of their busy schedules to build this dock located over behind Western Pretentiary. Everyone is saying that the dock is new but it has been around forever. Theses guys just Redded it up. It was such a nice spot. I use to take my kids down there and feed the ducks and I'd bring a 6 pack of beer. We'd stand there and I would point at the prison and tell my kids about how it was filled with evil doing jaggoffs. I would tell them about all the potheads and evil sodemites that filled that hell house. I turned it into a a teaching moment.

Now all the petty critics of The Mayor are picking on him for the REdd Up Crew Redding Up the Dock. Can't those people ever be happy? Plus, the dock is to honor the Late Mayor Bob O'Connor - let him rest in piece. These blog critics can't even let the Late Mayor rest in Piece. They should be asshamed of themselves. How do they think the Late Mayor's wife feels about them dragging the dock through the mud? SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!

And how do you think the Redd Up guys feel? They work really hard everyday doing all that hard work and then they go home, put their feet up in their lazy boy, crack open a beer and check out the local blogs and what do they see? A bunch of Yuppies critizing their work! Like me, they probibly throw their beer can against the wall. They might look all burly and tough on the outside, but I bet they cry on the inside. Or as the yuppies would like to say "the 5 guys will stand around while the one guy does all the crying". All you Redd Up guys, this Blog, the greatest blog in Pittsburgh loves you and all the hard work you do!!! (hey, I have a big bush in my back yard that needs cut down? Could you swing by and help me out?)

These Yuppy Potatoheads have never worked a hard day in their lives unless you find pushing a computer mouse around a table tough. All thses yuppie bloggers are JEALIOUS that the REdd Up Crew doesn't come to their neighborhoods but they have their illegal mexicans who can trim all the weeds and go get them coffee and watch their kids. The REdd Up Crew is like the Illegal Mexicans for the Rest of Us! Not to insult you hard working Redd Up guys by calling you Mexicans but you guys work so hard for so little money and you don't get any respect. I feel sorry for you.

Now when I say Yuppy Neighborhood, I am talking about allmost all the neighborhoods outside of the North Side! So what if the Redd Up Crew does all their work on the North Side!?!?!?! We deserve the help and when you come through the Fort Pitt Tunnel what is the first Neighborhood you see? The North Side over behind Downtown so we have to make a good first impression.

Also, beaware of all the Anti-Luke blogs. They can tell if you like Luke and they will fill your computer up with all kinds of viruses and garbage. Only come to this blog where you get the straight facts and we don't even know what an IP adress is.

Steelers Are A Bomb of Hydrogen Destroying Everything

Hello from the only other great city that starts with P - Paris!

The Steelers of Pittsburgh have Triumphed again!

I was able to watch them this past weekend at the Department Store after failing last weekend to watch them. I had to work all the previous weekend and missed the great Steelers playing the Red Birds. I was confused because I thought Cardinals were members of the church and voted for the Pope but then I find that they are a red bird that lives in a waste land of the desert that is the State of Arizonza! I have learned so much.

I blame myself for the Heroic Steelers only lose because I failed to do what I did to help them win. Do others feel this same power in the Steelers Nation where their own personal rituals control the game and its out come? I never felt so much like a pagen wanting to slaughter a goat. Now I understand the Power of the Universe!

I met up again with my now fellow Steelers fan Andre who works at the Department Store. He missed me the past week and he is now asking ME questions of Pittsburgh and what it is about. Have I made a convert?

While niether of us are wizards of American Football, we are finding the joy from it. To most of you who have breathed Steelers since coming from between your mother's legs, we might seem like retarded alien children in kindergarten, but we believe our joy is universal and we are likely the formost knowledgable of the American Football in all of France. We both agree that for the first time in our brief lives we are the best at something!

I was full of joy watching the Mighty Steelers hurt so greatly the Birds of the Sea. I now know that we have a week of rest this coming Sunday to let our hearts rest from their hard work. I look forward to the Heroic Steelers to battle the Horses of Denver.

Is this feeling of joy that I feel the normal in our Steelers Nation? Thank you for letting me be a resident!

I AM SOOOOO MAD!!!!!!!!

I got back last night from playing the slots in Atlantic City with my girl friends and in just the few days I was away, the whole Burgh-O-Sphere has gone crazy like a premenstral Peduto-head without her dope. What has been going on!!!!!!!

First, I lost a lot of money in Atlantic City. I lost $20. Good thing my SSI check came through or my whole budget would be out of wack and I'd have to skip one of my cases of IC Light for this week. I can't wait for the caSINo to open here on the Northside (I'm always going to call it the Northside not the yuppie North Shore) but I will have to watch out because if I lose money and can't buy my cases, then the brewery will go out of business and then the whole city will go bankrupt.

Just reading about what happened with The Mayor driving a car makes me think of the "J" word - Jealousy. I know that Rich Lord and all those other people just wish they could be 27 again and be able to do what 27 year olds do. They just want to do all the fun stuff that The Mayor does. When The Mayor is working long hours until like 2 in the morning talking to other young people about Pittsburgh and trying to get them engaged in the city, those jealous people just complain about the Mayor being out at bars, but they cant see beyond their jealous noses that The Mayor is WORKING and he is up really really late and has to go to work in the morning. Those Poo Poo Potatoheads just see all the fun stuff that they are jealous of but don't see all the hardwork!

REMEMBER ALL OF YOU THAT ENVY IS ONE OF THE DEADLY SINS!!!!

and

THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBORS(and The Mayors) STUFF!!!!

so be happy that you are at least driving your Ford Festiva!!!!

When The Mayor is not working the ReSantis loving media should just leave The Mayor alone. So what if he wants to go to a concert! I read that he also took that fancy car to visit his parents. Now isn't that nice!!! Those Pot-ato-heads probibly don't think he should visit his parents!!!

You might remember a post I made a long time ago http://iluvluke.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-got-following-email.html . The same person sent me the following....[I don't understand it but my jaggoff grandson says it is "cool" and not offensive]

Yo, Strawberry
Our Mayor Must Represent. Our Mayor Must Keep It Real. The Raven Is The Real Deal. HERE ARE SOME SKETCHES FOR A NEW PHAT RIDE TO KEEP DA MAYOR ROLLIN. I might respect him more if he took his peeps to OzFest and not TobyFest but for all I know he could have driven a badder mobile to see the Oz. Dig the inside pic too! I just wish I put in an x-box playing the new halo 3!!! word up