I Too Wish Too Change My Name But My Mother Would Kill Me

From Pittaris .... that is Pittsburgh mixed with Paris

I heard the news. Mr. Steelerstahl is changing his name to Steelerstahl. This is a most brilliant stroke of genius that shows true insight. I wish to change my name but my mother would dice my skull into cubes. Our last name comes from the 15th century and my mother often screams "I have worked so hard and put up with so much shit for this name, do not forsake it."

So I wish I could change my name to reflect my Steelers Pride. I would be Mr. Pierre McBeam. Pray for me.

Does Not Freedom of Speak Matter

Hello from the glorious Center of the World... Paris!

While I am overly excited by the Steelers and my Turkish friends have become addicts and chant for more wins like they are addicted to the opium like fever that comes from being a citizen of the Steelers Nation!!! But that is another story.

But some news has put a shock into me. I read on line today that Mayor Luke now is embracing Finance Reform like it is new pretty woman.

It is my understanding that in America that giving money is Freedom of Speak. And the Freedom of Speak is so important that the Founding Fathers made it the Number One in the List of Freedoms. What will be next? People will not be able to carry guns everywhere?

I am distressed that the People of Vision of Pittsburgh such as Real Estate Developers and Bill Board owners voices will be stiffled! People of Vision are People too!

If you are poor, you should be very upset with this. It is the People of Vision that have kept Pittsburgh going. If you live in a cold house with broken windows, you should feel lucky because if it were not for People of Vision such as Duquesne Club members, You little man would be living in a cardboard box! Don't you see this?

Mayor, I notice that a true Little Man may try to run against you... Patrick Dowd. He only has $3,000 to his name. You have over $1,000,000!!! He only has .03% of the Freedom of Speak that you have. The people have already spoken so you should take your big shoe and squish him like the little bug that he is.

I'm So Sad:( sort of

from the Northside...

I finally got Tiffany off the computer so I can use it. I went to see what was going on the Burgh O Sphere and what do I find... the Burghreport is gone!!!!!!! Just like Mark DeSantis. GONE!

That site cost me more smashed packs of cigarettes, more spilt beer than I care to remember. I know my little dog Myron is happy I wont be kicking him as much.

I have no idea who the Burger was even though I bet he will be spending all his new free time at the coffee shop in his black turtle neck reading poetry, but I have to say I am actually sad to see him go. As much as I thought it was a den of hate and vice, I still visited it. In fact, it got me started in this blog business because it was so full of hate for our young smart and bright mayor that I had to start this blog. So this is about as much sad as you will get from me because I am a happy person unless I'm mad. So there is your tear. Are you happy?

It is a NEW YEAR and I am Still ALIVE!!!!!!

from me on the Northside!!!!!!!!

I am finally awake and it is a NEW YEAR.

Last night my whole family went down to First Night and I stayed home and watched everything on tv. I was watch one channel and I think it was Time Square then they brought on this aweful puppet of Dick Clark. I always brought in the New Year with Dick Clark, but I saw him on tv last night and I spit IC Light all over my recliner. Could they do some special effects to clean him up. And he was missing a tooth!! Even Madonna wheres a cap to fill in the gap of her teeth. I had to find my remote and switch the channel as fast as I could.

I watched the first night thing and they had the ball instead of drop it rises up! That is great to show the world that we do everything backwards. Then it didn't even hit the top of the pole at midnight!!!! It was a few seconds late. Another great way to show we are behind the times!!!

Ok, here are my resolutions for the year.... I make it easy on myself...
- keep smoking
- keep drinking my beer
- play more Bingo
- support Pittsburgh by being the first person to enter the CaSINo when it opens on the Northside!!!!
- fight the people that want Pittsburgh to become the Californication of Westian Pennsylvania.
- support The Mayor
- keep this website being the best blog in the Pittsburgh Blogo Sphere!!!!!

There you go all you people that are so full of hate and hate The Mayor and this website and Hate ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strawberry Way
The blogmistress of Pittsburgh
and Pittsburghs oldest Blogger